this is steve, you can make him do whatever you want ^^ so what's to come? :)

STEVE! (8) awesome crazy theme tune (8)

Alright, so he's in a dungeon, of some kind, taken hostage by the swedish house mafia and being tortured by playing one so he's assuming they want to know his name... He appears to have a worm attached to his lip making him look rather like dickie Davis, a sports commentator,
"maybe that's why i was captured by these people", the boy *checks if he's a boy*  says in his head to himself. A door opens and tynchy styder walks into the dim, murky, flickering box of a room and looks like he's going to hurt the boy, but then an EXPLOSION! crisps flying everywhere! Then a voice through all the dust,
"anyone fancy some fishing?" a man holding a 4 pack of beer a bucket of chicken and a fishing rod... The Swedish house Mafia and tynchy styder see Gary lineker and hand over the boy, gary lineker takes a strong hold of the duct taped boy and starts some sort of very fast flapping noise just above the boys head, then suddenly they're both in the air outside. Gary flew high, far too high for normal humans to go and the boy soon became unconscious.

When he woke up it was dark again, but this time it was completely dark, and silent, and cramped, very cramped, the boy shouts "HELP! CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?". then a creek and a thump, a door had opened but the boy couldn't see a thing so had no idea what was happening. Then some sniffing, something was sniffing him O_O something was sniffing him in his box O_O. Light started shining into the box accompanied by a strange smell, the boy couldn't quite put his nose on, mostly because that's not something you can do in a cramped box... The box flew open and the boy looked up... Nothing, just a blue sky, he has no idea what was sniffing him, whether it was an animal or some strange person who likes sniffing cardboard boxes... He stands up and spies the door, it's wide open and looking very inviting, so he stepped out of the blue box with a red ribbon on it and walked inside. It was a very comfortable environment with nice laminated floors, a 3 seater fabric sofa and a nice big flat screen tv hanging on the wall opposite the sofa, the house was very big, kinda like a mansion, but the place had the smell he was greeted with when the box he was trapped in started to open. The boy started becoming suspicious, which he would be, it's how you imagine you'd feel when entering a house you probably shouldn't be in anyway. There was a noise in the other room, he walks through the house to the source of the noise, all the rooms are very big, bigger than some apartments, he walks into what looks like the kitchen to find some pans had fallen down onto the island in the middle of the kitchen, he helpfully went to pick them up and hang them back on the hook above the island but he had a strange feeling like he was being watched, then he heard a scurry, he turned and saw something quickly move through the doorway of the kitchen so he chased it, like a moth to a flame and soon came face to face with the houses occupant.

The cat girl said
"ahh, you got me" and the boy ran straight for the door. The cat girl caught him and just gently
picked him up and laid him on the sofa and did some strange movement thing over him without touching him and put him in a trance like state and he soon fell asleep. When he woke up he was greeted with a full English breakfast and a clown juggling puppies, then the cat girl that freaked him out first of all appeared, but he was still in a partially trance state so he didn't panic as much as the cat girl sat down next to him and faced him. "Hi, Steve, my name is Lisa, I'm here to tell you that you are a very special person and your life is about to be turned right around",
"my name is Steve?"
"yes... Steve" *parade goes through living room holding a giant banner saying 'STEVE!'*
"that was weird" Steve says in confusion,
"that's the kinda thing that's going to be happening to you from now on Steve",
"ahh, fun... ok, i get the idea, well not really but whatever, but how exactly did you get me to fall asleep?" "ahh, well Steve, i have supernatural poo, that when i sprinkle it on people they fall asleep and i draw penises on your head...",
"right, so i have poo on my head?"
"yes, i sprinkled my poo all over your head ^^ and draw penises and took pictures and put them on facebook :D, aren't i a hoot? ^^"
"no?" then lisa picked up steve and hung him over a cliff.